Type the address of the program you'd like to execute.
This is, technically, just a regular memecoin contract.
A 1990s prank for the 2026 chain. $TROLLY on Solana.
$TROLLY is the memecoin that pretends to be a 1990s desktop application. It opens pop-ups you can't close. It informs you, repeatedly, that you have been trolled. It displays your balance in a beveled gray box. It is, in every measurable way, working as intended.
Type the address of the program you'd like to execute.
This is, technically, just a regular memecoin contract.
A self-aware memecoin. Four convictions. No README is going to fix this for you.
This is not a metaphor. The branding, the popups, the close-buttons that don't close — it's the product. The product is the trolling.
You are reading this paragraph. The paragraph is on a memecoin website. The memecoin is on Solana. Q.E.D.
Realising you were being trolled — also part of the trolling. Realising that — same. The recursion is, on most evenings, the chart.
Despite everything. Despite the trolling. Or possibly because of it. We are not going to investigate which. We will, however, be billing you for $TROLLY.
Each "error" below was reported by the system, reviewed by the team, and intentionally left in place. The bug is the feature. The feature is the trolling. The trolling is, increasingly, the chart.
It changes the title bar. It refreshes the body text. Then it asks you to press OK again. We have logged 47,000 OK-presses this week. Nothing has been OK.
You can refresh the wallet manually. The wallet will continue refusing. This is, technically, a known issue. We do not intend to fix it.
0/0. Forever. We are not even taking a small one. This is the trolling. Most projects take some. We don't. The relief, we suspect, is hard to argue with.
It is a popup. It explains, in detail, why you should close popups. It cannot itself be closed. We are reviewing this. The review has been a popup. Everything is fine.
Do not sell. Do not refresh. Do not press OK. Do not press Cancel. Do not press X. Do not press anything. The trolling will continue without your input.
Intercepted from the support channel that does not, technically, exist.
how do i close this popup? it's been open for 4 hours and i am crying
have you tried clicking OK? please describe the popup. our team will review your description for compliance with the trolling.
i pressed cancel. the chart went up. i pressed it again. it went up more. i'm not pressing anything for the rest of the year.
$TROLLY · v6.6.6 · Solana edition · ALL HOLDINGS PRESERVED
System information. None of it has been tampered with.
Would you like to install $TROLLY on your wallet? The install is irreversible — that's the whole point. The installer cannot be cancelled — also the whole point. The chain will not ask you again.
